Showing posts with label Lists. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Lists. Show all posts

Friday, September 17, 2010

Acquired Taste(s)

As a child, I never understood it when an adult would say something was an "acquired taste." If you tried something and didn't like it that should it...end of story. Why would I need to try something many times in order to like it?

And yet, as I've gotten older (read: fatter/grayer) I've discovered that there are many things that I know love that a long time ago I didn't like.




Olives. Olives are a good example of this. When I was a kid I wouldn't go near an olive. I don't even remember trying them and not liking them...I just didn't like them. I guess it was because the black ones, when sliced and put on a pizza, look a bit like shriveled bugs. Yuck, who wants THAT in their mouth?


Coffee. I used to think coffee was the biggest con adults played on children. Every morning my parents would wake up literally CRAVING the stuff. But what was so special about it? It tasted like dirty water. Any drink you have to "dress up" with sugar and milk can't be all that great to begin with, right? But over time (and many late-night "study" sessions) I've come to love coffee. In fact, when I'm working on one of my novels I tend to drink a pot a day. And I wonder why my teeth are so yellow...speaking of which...


Cigarettes. Cigarettes are fantastic. I won't lie kids--smoking kills and I don't do it anymore, but nicotine is the shit. The euphoria one gets from a puff off a fag can't be beat. And that first puff of the day? Forget about it. I've written about my history with smoking (go look it up) so I'll spare you the details about how I initially was skeptical about tobacco. Needless to say, if you do it enough you "acquire" the taste (read: develop a crippling addiction).


Beer. See a pattern here? Everything that's horrible/terrible for you seems to be an acquired taste. Maybe saying something is an "acquired taste" is just our way of saying "please let me kill myself in peace"? Anyway, beer used to taste pretty shitty to me but now I really enjoy beer (tastes just as good coming back up, too).


Ham. Growing up, my sister Amber and I were pretty much opposed to all forms of pork (with the notable exception of bacon) . Over the past few years though, my stance on bacon has softened a bit. Just this past weekend I ordered a pizza with ham and pineapple on it. And I love a good pulled pork sandwich. I'm not sure what happened exactly...one day I just said to myself "Ah hell, I'll give pork another chance." I'm still not a fan of the pork chop, however.


Diet Soda. If there's a better example of "acquired taste" I don't know what it is. Growing up I INSISTED on drinking regular soda (I have the gut to prove it). About a year ago my wife snookered me into trying a carb diet (read: eat nothing delicious). I was so desperate for soda that I let her convince me to try drinking diet soda. And guess what? After three months of no sugar, COKE Zero tasted pretty damn good. Now I can't drink the regular stuff (too sweet).

I feel like we can program our taste buds. The diet soda example is pretty good proof of this. As a child the psychology what we like or don't like is probably just as much a factor as ACTUAL taste. Like the ham I just decided to give "another shot," the things that are acquired tastes don't change. We change. An acquired taste basically when you "stop worrying and learn to love the ham. "

Friday, January 15, 2010

Selected 2009 Titles from Uncle Dickie's Adult Video Bargain Bazaar

The Lovely Boners


Pubic Enemies


(500) Days of Hummers


Trannyformers 2: Revenge of the Fellas


In Glourious Basterds


Legs Up in the Air


He's Just Not That Deep Into You


Hairy Pooper & The Half-Inch Prince


XXX-Men Orifices: Wooly and Mean


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Friday, January 1, 2010

The Books of 2009

So it's the end of another year, and we all know what that means: New Year's Resolutions. Could there be anything stupider than waiting for the beginning of a New Year to lie to ourselves? I say, lie to yourself no matter what the calendar on the wall says.

Anyway, last year there was the typical (i.e. made by everyone) resolutions. "Lose Weight" (I gained 20 pounds after I lived for 6 months as a vegetarian...turns out all those people eat are fat-ass-inducing carbs). "Make More Money" (didn't happen, but I did LOSE a bunch of money buying a house and second car!). "Exercise" (not so much). "Be a better everything" (what the hell does that even mean?).

And finally, I vowed to "Read More."

This is probably the only 2009 Resolution that I actually kept, though I'm not exactly sure...so I won't celebrate just yet. In December of 2008, my mentor Terri sent me an invitation to a website called GOODREADS. Essential, GOODREADS is a social networking website that allows people to keep track of what they read (and when they read it), as well as see what their friends (and total strangers) are reading. You can also post reviews and research a book before you pick it up and read it (what ARE people in Alaska saying about Michael Crichton's last book?).

My favorite part of GOODREADS is the ability to track what you read. When I made my resolution to "Read More," I instantly recognized GOODREAD's potential to help. I read 34 books in 2009 (not counting the ones I started, but never finished, of course which are numerous). I'm not sure if that's "more" than any other year (such as 2008) because prior to this year, I never bothered to keep an accurate list of everything that I read.

This year was THE year I read books written by people I know. I stared the year off right by finally reading Terri's (semi-autobiographical?) novel "False Starts." It took me a while to get a hold of it, as it is no longer in print, but I like hunting rare books (which is pretty easy in this age of the Internet). I also read my cousin Spencer's first published novel "The Body Cartel." Both books couldn't be further apart in terms of style and subject matter, and yet both novels perfectly capture their respective authors--and both gave me new insights into two very important people in my life.

The best fiction book I read this year was Amy Tan's "The Joy Luck Club" (by pure luck, I snagged an autographed first-edition online). I'd read an excerpt in an American Fiction class...no literally...they were talking about some boring poem or something, and I just flipped open the textbook-anthology and nearly cried reading about a child who accidentally drowned at sea. Heart-breaking, alien but familiar, historical but modern--I loved every second of this book. Since then, I've acquired a pile of Tan's other works, but I haven't touched them out of fear. Fear that her other books won't live up to her first book.

The best non-fiction book I read was "A History of the World in 6 Glasses" by Tom Standage. History books fall into two categories for me: boring and academic OR amazing and relevant to everyday people. This book is the latter. The book is just what it proclaims to be: a history of the world and the beverages that shaped human history. Witness the first accidental beer brewers! Behold man willingly shackle himself to the land in order to grow hops and barley! Wine drinking leads to Democracy! Coffee to the Industrial Revolution! Coke dominates the world and ushers in new, bold Global-Society! A fantastic book, that I read in a single weekend (just two baths for those of you who know of my penchant for reading in the tub--oh, and Spencer & Terri...I read your book in the tub as well. Think on that!).

The worst book I read this year was "Slam!" by Nick Hornby (which was also the first book I read). I love Hornby, but his books are increasingly getting worse and worse--to the point where I have refused to pick up his latest novel. This book turned having a baby into a horror story. Not something young fathers should read. We all know that having children is hard, but Hornby ignores the parts BESIDES staying up till 1 AM with feverish child (or not being able to...skateboard anymore??? Don't ask). Sure, there are diapers (or "nappies" as the Brits call them) to be changed, but there's also love and the joy of watching life begin anew. Hornby's book seems to not only be written ABOUT immature parents/parenting but also written BY immature parents. Throw in a crappy/stupid time-travel gimmick where the protagonist gets to see how crappy his life is going to be once his now-knocked-up-girlfriend is preggos, and you have a recipe for disaster. "High Fidelity" this ain't.

Anyway, I intend on using GOODREADS in 2010 to track what I read, and when I read it. I now have a definite goal, I have to beat 33 books. Wish me luck!

The Books of 2009 (in the order I read them):



































There you have it.