Bringing me movies both day and night
Your limitless choices are just right.
Even if $20.99 a month is due,
Oh, Red Envelope, how I love you.
So many options, so many choices,
From Ugly Betty to Little Voices.
Truthfully, you never cease to amaze
With your suggestions via critical praise.
My dear Netflix I will never quit,
Because, oh, Red Envelope, you are the ... best!
