Ice-Cold *BEAR-CHUG*

Because you demanded it...and because I was real busy this week--I give you MORE *BEAR-CHUG*!!!

Enjoy:

UPDATE: Per Leah's request, I give you:

*BEAR-CHUG*

I would like to dedicate this week's SCATTERSHOT Blog post to a very special young lady, now living in the (supposedly) great-state of New Jersey.

Becky, this is for you:

I invent a lot of stupid, pointless things...but I never would have invented *BEAR-CHUG* were it not for Becky. You see, Becky and I do this thing where our Google Messenger status reads "Bears Are Texting." As far as I know, this means nothing, but cracks Becky up. So with that in my mind, at work yesterday I came up with *BEAR-CHUG*

It's a random greeting of sorts. I predict that this Internet Meme will not only take the world by storm, but make me rich* and famous!

To quote the late-great Mr. George Carlin: "These are the thoughts that kept me out of the really good schools."

*Order you *BEAR-CHUG* T-shirts now!!!