Becky, this is for you:
I invent a lot of stupid, pointless things...but I never would have invented *BEAR-CHUG* were it not for Becky. You see, Becky and I do this thing where our Google Messenger status reads "Bears Are Texting." As far as I know, this means nothing, but cracks Becky up. So with that in my mind, at work yesterday I came up with *BEAR-CHUG*
It's a random greeting of sorts. I predict that this Internet Meme will not only take the world by storm, but make me rich* and famous!
To quote the late-great Mr. George Carlin: "These are the thoughts that kept me out of the really good schools."
*Order you *BEAR-CHUG* T-shirts now!!!
