A girl named April vows to make it through the month of May.
A man named Stu vows to stop stirring the pot.
A man named Dick promises to stop jerking himself around.
A nun asks God for the strength to break her bad habits.
A timid cat looks forward to the day he won’t be such a pussy.
A lonely farmer tells himself that he’s going to stop paying good money for dirty hoes.
5 comments:
I feel stupid asking this but, did you make these up??? They are hilarious, Good sir! Posts like this make me glad you and I teamed up on this blog!
2010 here we come, SCATTERSHOT all the way!
Okay, okay, so I have to admit that the one about "a man named Stu" is pretty much ripped straight from Strangers with Candy, but the rest of them came off the top of my head. Thanks for the generous praise, my friend; after looking at the seven lines that posted Friday morning, I felt a little...disappointed(?) at my anemic little post. Thanks :-P
Well at least it wasn't just a stupid picture of a snow cone!
I think it's good to vary the sizes of our posts, to keep things "fresh."
Hey it is very nice post for the resolution every body is taking at the timing of the new year timing. It is important but and makes so much good changes in life too,... Thanks.
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Alright "jenny" we may have to TURN up the heat on you spammers if it's going to be like that...
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