Friday, August 6, 2010

Fictional Newspaper Headlines Regarding the Prop 8 Trial Decision

PROP 8 OVERTURNED, DISAPPOINTED FUNDAMENTALISTS PRAY FOR THE WORLD, SMITING OF FOES




RIGHT-WING PUNDITS CLAIM JUDGE WALKER “PRO-GAY FOR PAY”




VICTORY FOR GAYS LEADS TO QUESTION: WHAT IDIOTIC THING CAN CONSERVATIVES GO APESHIT OVER NEXT?




DESPITE SETBACK, WESTBORO BAPTISTS REMAIN COMMITTED TO DOUCHEBAGISH CRACKPOTISM




NEWS OF PROP 8’S OVERTURNING ECLIPSES ATTENTION SOUGHT BY LADY GAGA’S NEWEST OUTFIT MADE OF BABY SKULLS AND KITTEN TONGUES

1 comment:

Dr. Jason said...

Mike fucked up and I wound up on top!

Seriously though, #3 is my favorite. Even if everything in the world was the way they wanted it--they'd still find something to bitch about.

Good post. Excited about the PODCAST we're recording next weekend???