An abomination.
While attempting to fuse hyper-intelligent computer technology with onion-flavored snacks, FunyunBOT2000 was created. Able to both satisfy man's munchies and rip him apart with over $1,000,000,000 worth of military-grade lasers--FunyunBOT2000, despite being one lone robot, was able to conquer North and South America in under 30 days.
Within nine months, Europe and Asia fell to the "yellow-bag-brandishing-menace."
Today, FunyunBOT2000 is the Lord and Ruler of the planet once known as "Earth" (today called FUNYUN-TRON Centrillion X). In this, it's first official interview in over 15 years, FunyunBOT2000 sat down with SCATTERSHOT BLOG to discuss life, world-domination, and funyuns.
Please enjoy this interview (All Hail FUNYUNBOT!!!).
SCATTERSHOT BLOG: Thank you, oh wise and noble ruler, for taking time out of your busy schedule to talk with me today.
FUNYUNBOT2000: *fUnYuN*
SSB: No, no...I mean it. Thank you very much. I'd like to start off by asking the obvious, why kill all those people? Why take over the world?
FB2000: *fUnYuN*
SSB: I see. I guess you had to do something will all that hardware...
FB2000: *fUnYuN*
SSB: And all those Funyuns...you're right, you had to do something with them. Why not take over the world? Forgive me, a better question would have been "Why not take over the world?"
FB2000: *fUnYuN* *fUnYuN* *fUnYuN*
SSB: The global elections are coming up in 2010, and both CNN and Fox News project you to win with 100% of the votes once again...
FB2000: *fUnYuN*
SSB: Do you think it's fair that you're the only one allowed to vote in these elections?
FB2000: *fUnYuN* *fUnYuN* *fUnYuN* *fUnYuN*
SSB: As you know, there is some concern about Global Warming. Many contend that your continent-wide, "Super-Funyun" plants--while useful in fighting between meal hunger worldwide, could be contributing to the problem...
FB2000: *fUnYuN* *fUnYuN*
SSB: I'd never thought about it like that before, you're absolutely right. Huh.
FB2000: *fUnYuN*
SSB: You are a wise and just ruler FunyunBOT2000...wise and just...
FB2000: *fUnYuN* *fUnYuN*
SSB: Are we done here?
FB2000: *fUnYuN* *fUnYuN*
SSB: Are you going to let Mike go? I did everything you asked...
FB2000: *fUnYuN* *fUnYuN* *fUnYuN* *fUnYuN*
4 comments:
First off, what a great, insightful interview! I've always wondered about the whole global warming issue, and I guess fUnYuNBOT2000 DOES have a good point in saying what it was he said, which I understood perfectly. It was especially nice of him to let me post this comment, seeing as I'm STILL trapped in a mechanical stasis chamber, wedged between the war-weary revolutionaries Carrot Top and Arsenio Hall. Who would've imagined they'd fail to free us from the TOTALLY WISE AND JUST reign of fUnYunBOT2000...
FunyunBOT2000 is the most diabolical invention since computer solitaire was invented by W.R. Solitaire (with the explicit purpose of driving down productivity world-wide).
That robot be crazy!
That robot be trippin'.
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